Itachi's Poisoned Cake

Itachi’s Poisoned-cake

Sasori                : Deidara, when will we hit him?

Deidara              : Him? Who do you mean?

Sasori                : I mean Itachi.

Deidara              : Be silent. I can beat him anytime.

Sasori                : I can’t understand, why do you very hate with him?

Deidara              : Because… he made a better art than me. You know, my art is the best!

Sasori                : What are you saying? My puppets are better than yours.

Kisame              : Can you two keep silent? Our leader will come.

Hidan                 : Huh!!! That bastard guy?

Kisame              : If you saying it in front of The Leader or Konan-sama, you might be died.

Hidan                 : But I can’t die anymore.

Kisame              : Even you’re a zombie, or… anything, The Leader is very strong.

Itachi                 : Kisame, are you hungry?

Kisame              : Ah, yes. Why?

Itachi                 : I’ve made a cake for you.

Kisame              : Hmm… I want!

Itachi                 : Zetsu, do you want, too?

Zetsu                 : Ah… I’m sorry. But my food is only a human. I don’t like cake.

Itachi                 : Okay… here you are. Hey! You two! You want, too?

Deidara              : Of course we want!

Sasori                : Itachi maybe put a poison in the cake.

Deidara              : Hah? He can do it?

Sasori                : You hate him, don’t you?

Deidara              : I’ll ask him. Itachi!! Are you putting a poison or anything in the cake?

Itachi                 : No!

(Deidara and Kisame eat Itachi’s cake, but…)

Deidara              : You bastard Itachi!!! What are you putting in?

Itachi                 : But I don’t put anything.

Kisame              : Itachi… do you hate me??? W…what’s this cake?

Itachi                 : I named it ‘Uchiha Cake’. Uh… I miss my cute brother… Sasu…

Deidara              : STOP!!! Do you want to kill me? Give me … wate…rrr!!!

Itachi                 : Definitely yes. I want to fight you in front of my formerly house. Sasuke was fighting you, then, why weren’t you died?

Deidara              : it wasn’t your business!! Now, help me!!!

Kisame              : Me, too…Itachi!!

Itachi                 : I don’t understand you two. I don’t put anything in my cake. What’s happened?

                        (Konan and Pein come)

Konan               : What the??? Hey… I smell a thing… like onion there. Who’s putting onion here? I don’t like onion.

Pein                   : Mmmm… cake~. Itachi, do you make it alone?

Itachi                 : Yea! Leader-sama… I’ve done it!!!

Pein                   : May I taste it?

                          (One minute later)

Pein                   : Ita…chii… do you want to kill me???

Konan               : Pein? What happened?

Pein                   : Oni…on…

Konan               : Itachiii… what have you done yet?

Itachi                 : Ko..konan-sama… I do nothing!

Konan               : Let’s relive them!

Pein                   : Dear… o..nions…

Konan               : Onions? Uph dear, your mouth smell like a dragon mouth!

Itachi                 : I cannot do anything…

Konan               : Itachi!!! Water! Hurry up!

Itachi                 : Here you got.

Konan               : Pein... are you OK?

Pein                   : I feel better now. Itachiii!!! (Shouting) why are you putting onions in your cake??? Do you want to kill me???

Itachi                 : Oh… because my brother, Sasuke don’t like onion.

Kisame              : But why? You miss your brother, aren’t you?

Itachi                 : Oh my… Kisame, I’ll give it to Sasuke to make him hates me forever, and then he’ll be strong and can beat me… Sasuke… hurry come to me!!!

Konan               : Hey… not only onions! There are turtles, poison mushrooms, and then… Oh No! Snakes! Orochimaru-Chan must be angry to you!

Kisame              : Wekk… I regret to eat it!

Konan               : Hey, why doesn’t Deidara-kun awake?

Sasori                : Oh My… he’s died!

Itachi                 : (hiding) I do nothing~~~

Sasori                : Itachi! Let’s take responsibility!

Itachi                 : But~but~but I do nothing!!!

Konan               : Hey… Itachiii, you let my honey will die anymore; you’ll take the responsibility quickly… (With angry and scary face).

Hidan                 : Ha-ha… that bastard Leader… goes die with that stupid cake!!!

Konan               : Shut Up, Hidan! Do you want to die with this ‘Uchiha’? ~

Hidan                 : O…Ok Konan-sama… I’ll shut down.

Konan               : Ha-ha… what kind of funeral do you want~~?

Itachi                 : No… T_T

Hidan                 : Uph… good fortune for me~~ I don’t eat that cake…

Konan               : Hidan!!! You too!

Hidan                 : Sss.. Sorry…

Pein                   : calm down, Konan… don’t kill our member.

Konan               : Pe…Pein… I’m so sorry; I don’t want to make you angry to me… (Crying)

Pein                   : No, honey. I’m not angry with you… I’m sorry.

Sasori                : (whispering) hwekkk!!! Good cake, make Deidara DIE!!!

Deidara              : (awake) Master Sasoriii.. pleaseee…TT

Sasori                : It’s better for you to die! Go die with your disproved words!

Deidara              : Ok… ok. Your art is the best. Now give me water….

Sasori                : Are you promise?

Deidara              : Surely yes!

Pein                   : SHUT UP YOU ALL!!! You’ve made my Konan crying!

Konan               : *Hiks* Pein-kun… they made you’ll die…

Pein                   : Nope, Konan. I won’t die until we’re been married…

Konan               : Promise?

Pein                   : (shook) give me your warm hug, honey..

Konan               : Alright, then…

All                     : (whispering) sst… poor leader…

Pein                   : I CAN HEAR, BASTARDS!!! SHUT UP OR I’LL KILL YOU ONE BY ONE!!! (chuckling)